day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the
Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have
heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up
fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.
The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into
responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever
told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.
was a big enough test as it was."
Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
How many seconds are there in a year?
What is God's first name?"
leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St.
Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to
think the questions over, tell me your answers"
replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with
the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and
Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I
was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I
will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked
many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I
thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could
you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd... "
it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this,
and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I
will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third
and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two
questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as
the first name of God?"
that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it
from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I
AM HIS OWN."
Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."
Speaker of the Sanhedrin: Rabbi Prof.
Hillel Weiss +972 (54) 534-3545
BS"D, 9th Cheshvan, 5767
October 31, 2006
Bet Din of Sanhedrin Announcement: Pride Parade
beginning today, as follows:
A. Petition to all Jews
B. Petition to the Government, Knesset, Police Force
- The Sanhedrin is
calling all synagogues to shut their doors on the Sabbath of the weekly
reading Lech Lecha and pray outside the synagogue, on the streets.
This is an indication of insult, warning, and begging to cancel the parade
of abomination. There cannot be a continuation of regular daily activities
when the Police Force, together with the backup of the Courts, are forcing
on millions of Jews a parade of abomination in Jerusalem. It is against the
religion of Judaism. It debasing act against the Jews (and all others)
who believe in the holiness of the city and the commands of the Torah
(Bible). One must pray on the holy streets of Jerusalem, Monday and Thursday
till the decree is annulled.
- The Sanhedrin, in its
capacity of a legal council – the
highest national council of the Jews – calls
on the government of Israel and the Knesset to immediately legislate a law
against the existence of the degrading parade or announce the decision to
cancel the parade.
- We are calling on the
Israeli Police Force not to provide a permit to this parade, to avoid
violence. The manpower the police will invest to validate the parade,
together with additional security, will paralyze thwarting attacks. If the
parade will not be canceled, there will be a great need to create an
investigation committee to investigate the attacks and violence. The results
will pale in comparison to the Lebanon War II.
- If the announcement of
the cancellation of this parade is forthcoming, there is need to gather at
the Western Wall in a prayer of gratitude on its cancellation.
And you thought Hurricane
Katrina was something, Well Hagee what have your hassidic Masters come up with
Terry Gross of NPR's Fresh Air interviewed
John Hagee, founder of the Christian Zionist group, Christians
United for Israel. Hagee is the pastor
who claimed New Orleans was destroyed by God's will.
He asserts God destroyed New Orleans because of a scheduled gay pride parade.
He does not mention the innocent victims outside of New Orleans, it must be
ok for God to incur collateral damage when he takes vengeance on those
horrible gay sinners. Can you imagine? A whole city destroyed because of a
scheduled parade? Hagee reiterates his position in this interview. Listen
to it! Hagee is frightening, even more so when you consider that he has
the ear of President Bush.
But you will not hear one peep from Hagee this week
in that spirtual Sodom and Egypt
Hagee's interview focuses on Israel, "the rapture" and the
coming war. For the uninitiated, Hagee sounds like he escaped from a mental
institution or a Monty Python film. Hagee is focused on the the end times. He
wants war in Israel. He wants the rapture to come. He believes the
end is near- And, he is in the mainstream when it comes to Evangelical
A Christian pastor recently commented
on my blog post on heaven
...too bad it is a total misunderstanding of Christianity but whatever.
The Christian message is that the Kingdom of Heaven is in reach today. The
model for Christian prayer is "your kingdom come your will be done on
earth as it is in heaven". When Christians say Jesus is the Christ,
this means that our king is reigning in us and through us today.
I know Pastor
Brad means well, but naiveté only goes so far. Hagee believes in a
antithetical flavor of Christianity, like chocolate to your vanilla. Hagee
is pulling for an expanded war in Israel, which hurries along the rapture,
so he and his followers can go live in heaven with their god. It is a freaky
scary over the top super religious nutball theology followed by thousands
and thousands of people populating evangelical megachurches all throughout
the country. Even direct exposure to sunlight cannot kill this weed. I kept
waiting for Terry Gross to ask "you believe what?' However, Hagee just
kept doing the job for her.
Hagee and his ilk grow more powerful by the day. Hagee is not focused on
"Heaven on earth" or "our king reigning in us" - He is
focused on ending life on earth through trying to force an all out war in
the middle east. I wonder if he is a Christian at all.
Keel em all
Keep in mind......
e-mail from the Hassidic anti-Christ
Pharisaic Chabad Lovtobitch (Lubavitch) Sanhedrin of the Dragon....rabid rib-eye
IT is not chamas
who you control who you worry about....IT IS JESUS the Christ GOD and his
Father you so tremble.
Very soon your Moshiach and
Sanhedrin and your dragon is cast into the pit with death and hell the
Covenant you have made to yourselves
authentic Jews will treat CHAMAS
wonderful when we get rid from your christian influence during 2000 years of
murdering and thethts. Soon the CHAMAS
will treat you christians as it did 11/9 (9-11-2001)
will come to you before as 11/9
only chance that you will remain is the treatment that we the jews
will the CHAMAS
hahah neat manuever
14: And in those times there shall
many stand up against the king of the south: also the robbers of thy people
shall exalt themselves to establish the vision; but they shall fall.
15: So the king of the north shall come, and cast up a mount, and take the
most fenced cities: and the arms of the south shall not withstand, neither his
chosen people, neither shall there be any strength to withstand.
So it is time to have your Hamas
to "Proceed with your all engulfing "TERROR"
Lob those missiles on the
and send in Bigboy haha Bushitler
and then double cross him
hahahha gotta hand it to you den
of Vipers, you are following the Prophecy of Jesus the Christ 100% and know it
OH well IW...ITSREALHELL Warner
here has told you, REPENT or perish forever, Don Stein
Upon seizing the reins of
government, the new Noachide leaders will move quickly to implement a full
agenda of reform. ... Full support will be given to Israeli forces
to reinvade PLO-controlled areas, with military assistance offered where
necessary. Jewish courts ... will be granted full legal sovereignty over
Jewish citizens within each country, who will no longer be subject to the
authority of gentile courts. The pre-existing Noachide judges and courts
will replace the existing court system of each country, and the legal code will
be drastically rewritten to conform to halacha.... .... And law and
order will be fully restored through the establishment of internal security
measures, again in accordance with Torah law. — Committee for Israeli Victory
E-mail from Dov
well lookie, lookie Dov
Sanhedrin has pulled off their Hamas Victory, Now all you need is more
"Terror" to Justify reinvadeing the Gaza and begin Noahide
Enforcement to your strange gods who are no God the Creator, but the murderer
from the beginning, that Old serpent the dragon who has given you your power
and seat and authority. But lo, and alas It is very, very Temporary, where
will you hide on that Great and Terrible Day of the Lord's wrath for your
iniquities, and blasphemy and theft's and murders? Repent in Jesus the Christ
Mighty Name, Dov Stein
Sent: Thursday, January 26, 2006 11:52 AM
is better. Now we will have the oportunity to through all of them back to
Saudi Arabia what was impossible with Fatach.
Monday, 06 November 2006
sixth day of the assault on the northern Gaza Strip brings an increase in the
death toll. Israeli forces have not stopped killing
Palestinians in Beit Hanoun, and no end is in sight. But as the Israeli
attacks continue, internal dialogue to form a coalition government is witnessing
On Monday afternoon dozens of Israeli tanks lined up to attack
eastern Gaza City's Al Shajaiyeh neighborhood.
Palestinian medical crews and ambulances waited to respond. Israeli forces
killed four Palestinians, including a member of the Al Qasam Brigades. Early
this morning Israeli forces fired a missile near a school
bus, killing a student. Her teacher and six classmates were injured.
Keel all em dirty arabs, huh Judeo
Churchinsanity..........why do it for the gods chosen
Many view Israeli actions as manipulations of the internal
political scene, and that was clear with the blockade imposed when the Hamas
government took place. But now with the Israeli killing
spree, internal Palestinian strife is on hold and unity is on the rise. A
national unity government is expected to be announced Monday.
On the sixth day of the Israeli air and land invasion of
northern Gaza Strip town of Beit Hanoun, 19 year old Mohammad Ahmed Ashour died
from injuries sustained. Israeli forces have now killed 53 Palestinians and
injured 250. Eyewitnesses said that the latest Israeli raid left him
“disjointed pieces” as he arrived at the hospital.
Several people were injured during early Monday's air attack on
Sheikh Zayed in the northern Gaza Strip near Gaza City. On Sunday Israeli forces
killed four Palestinians. Medical sources report that most people injured and
killed have arrived to area hospitals “in pieces” or with “amputated
limbs.” Residents continue to describe scenes “of horror.” As one said
early this morning, “The bodies reach the hospital with burns and explosions
with the internal organs visible."
Israeli forces also destroyed more northern Gaza Strip houses,
including the three-story home of Mousa Abu Hamid in Beit Hanoun. Israeli forces
continue to increase the number of military vehicles invading the northern
Strip, with tanks incurring into eastern Jabaliya Refugee Camp's cemetery.
Eyewitnesses report that throughout Beit Hanoun in the far
north residents who walk out of their houses do so with great caution as Israeli
snipers continue to shoot and kill “anything that
moves.” The “targets” are not just members of the armed resistance,
but as has been the case for decades, are all
Israeli forces are using air and artillery bombardment in the
killings and destruction, bulldozing large areas of agricultural land,
demolishing houses, and targeting the infrastructure of Beit Hanoun. Material
losses are estimated at well over six million US dollars.
Members of the armed resistance continue
to defend against the invasion, launching homemade projectiles.
bottle rockets and rocks, Bushwhacker and
his Judeo Churchinsanist smile with the gleem in their "EYE"
A spokesperson for the Al Aqsa Brigades said that the
resistance is currently trying to stop convoys of tanks.
Reports indicate that Palestinian children Mahmoud Al
Sharifi and Mahmoud Ashour died of injuries sustained during the Israeli attack
on Sheikh Zayed. At least 20 Palestinians were injured in that missile attack
World, Kill.....Kill....KILL in
the name of your god, for he is the MURDERER FROM the beginning, but then you
had better hide....No Hides for the Day of the Lords wrath comes close.
And now they even take their
bottle rockets from them
(Bethlehem) Najib Farag
Monday, 06 November 2006
District Governor is leading the Commission on Public Safety in anti-smuggling
efforts. Large amounts of fireworks have been seized from Bethlehem shops
Already dangerous to children when regulated, these fireworks
are smuggled from Israeli settlements illegally placed in the West Bank. Buying
from the settlements also defies the Palestinian boycott of Israeli settlement
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